Roadtrip Eve Play-by-Play

"Kiera v. 3,172 Miles: A Road Paved With Words"

On this very special roadtrip eve, I present to you a play-by-play of exactly what my day consisted of (with time stamps, of course!):

9:07 AM: accidentally sleep-in.

9:08 - 9:58 AM: field several phone calls from my hired moving company: the College Hunks!

9:58 AM: transfer Venmo funds into my bank account when I realize the College Hunks’ hourly fee is 155 dollars.

10:10 AM: eat my breakfast for champions: a bowl of Cap’n Crunch :)

10:11 AM: mind floats away in a deep google search rabbit-hole of taxes and the IRS.

10:37 AM: mind returns on a mission.

11:08 AM: arrive at my storage unit. golf cart ride, credit card swipe, brief tour.

11:32 AM: crunch some numbers. amend roadtrip budget & talk myself out of buying more snacks.

12:03 PM: back home. pack up the rest of my things. unpack car to fit in more storage unit stuff. I decide that if the college hunks’ are going to cost me 155 dollars per hour, then I will leave as little for them to do as possible. If they are not in and out within fifty-three minutes tomorrow, I will be finishing the job myself.

12:47 PM: complete my second of four trips to the storage unit.

12:55 PM: throw in a load of laundry.

1:45 PM: Cameron arrives to save the day with a table I can’t possibly lift by myself.

1:55 PM: unpack and re-pack car.

2:06 PM: head is throbbing. stomach is grumbling. back is aching. almost there…

2:37 PM: complete third trip to storage unit.

2:55 PM: change clothes from washer to dryer.

3:26 PM: complete final trip to storage unit. before and after pics (I’m going to get a better after pic once the college hunks’ fifty-three minutes is up) below:

4:02 PM: quick trip to Soapy Joes’ to vacuum my floor mats.

4:20 PM: fold laundry.

4:35 PM: eat an early dinner with Cameron.

5:05 PM: watch all of two minutes of Kubrick’s Full Metal Jacket before becoming deeply disturbed.

5:25 PM: write quick roadtrip eve update.

6:00 PM: shower and get dressed.

6:30 PM: pick bestie Tara up for a little writer date.

7:30 PM: watch the magnificent Elizabeth Gilbert at Balboa Theatre.

10:13 PM: arrive home, blissful.

10:25 PM: publish Roadtrip Eve Play-by-Play.

10:27 PM: begin the last ever episode of Better Call Saul.

11:42 PM: tuck my little tired self into bed, anxious for the day my long-planned-for roadtrip begins.

See you tomorrow, folks!

Kiera